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“Church Games”

In order to promote our  little congregation, we have decided to track with consumer metrics & viewer demographics. Inspired by Hulk Hogan & Micro Championship Wrestling, we are sponsoring “Little People Exploits Extravaganza” – biblical re-enactments of the great adventures of the men & women of the Bible like Joshua, Deborah, and Samson & David. Jesus & the apostles had the gospel & miracles but we need to keep up with the times! We hope this will demonstrate that we are really cool, hip, trendy & with it!

We are hoping this will bring many people to our church building and that as a result they will get blessed, learn that Jesus wants us to have fun and maybe they will help us pay our bills too!
P.S.
No little people were harmed in the writing of this blog!

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