Hurry! Supplies Are Limited!
“Entrepreneurs are marketing a unique frozen substance with a multitude of uses. The product called ‘Superior Nitrogenized Oxygenated Water’ or S.N.O.W. for short provides an effective method for chilling beverages and serves as the ideal medium for fort construction. It can also be employed as an offensive weapon with hard-packed frozen projectiles — providing the perfect repellant for anyone wishing to make an assault on the fort. Investors are urged to buy early as warmer weather on the horizon may cause a shortage which is bound to trigger a run on the market.”